Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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For many years I wanted to be a boxerTo the point where I actually went out and bought some gloves, borrowed a book about the sport's various techniques from the library and practiced in front of the mirror.
I only realised that I didn't want to be a boxer when I got in my first proper schoolyard type fight and I found out:-
A. It hurts
B. I really wasn't very good which meant I got hurt more
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 17:21, Reply)
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