Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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well beside the usual astronaught/action man stuffI wanted to be a soldier, haha, fucked that up...
But then I discovered rock music, and instantly wanted to be Lemmy. When I worked out that would never happen, I settled for 2nd best, beign a Rock Star and opening for Motörhead. Then after becoming a pretty good bass palyer, I got carried away in the sex, drugs & drinking. Now I'm left with the soldier, hoping to become a royal marine, jsut can't seem to shift the droogs.
(, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 0:05, Reply)
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