Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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er...I always wanted to bone Cheetara - but having investigated the matter, it seems like the closest thing to a freaky cat/woman hybrid on the market is Jocelyn Wildenstein.
I'll think I'll pass.
I suppose there's always Sophie Ellis Bextor... but she might start singing, and I'm not prepared to take that risk.
EDIT: This wobbly net-tard just cured me of the idea entirely. Ughh.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 13:42,
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