Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I suppose this one's still validOne edition of Eurotrash featured a Japanese photographer who exclusively took pictures of nude women. The photoshoot in the programme involved a hot day, the patio of a big mansion somewhere, and said women being sprayed with water from a hose for artistic effect.
I still want to be the guy with the hose.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 12:17, Reply)
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