Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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spaceAs a geeky child I was completely obsessed with space and the solar system
All I wanted to do when I grew up was to train with NASA and become an astronaught.
As I also wore glasses at the time, my older brother decided to shatter my dream by saying that astronaughts had to have perfect eyesight to fly into space.
I was totally gutted and cried for about 3 weeks
It didn’t enter my mind as a child of 7 that not only would my poor eyesight let me down, but the fact that my tiny IQ and complete lack of quantum science knowledge might hamper the selection process slightly :(
Oh well, nursing is fun at times.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 12:48, Reply)
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