Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Jumpers for goalpoasts.........NotWhenever my brother and his mates had a kick about they always used to make Terrence, my friend, and me stand as goalpoasts. I think it was because they didn't want to get their jumpers dirty but it wasn't all bad as me and Terrence didn't always have to stand their for hours on end, oh no, because when the ball went into somebody's back garden we were allowed to go and get it so we doubled up as ballboys too.
So every night when my brother went to sleep in his top bunk, dreaming of scoring the winning goal in the cup final, there was I, in the bottom bunk, dedicating my life to one day being a goalpost at Wembley.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 15:07, Reply)
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