Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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folly of youth ??It was a film i saw on tv about Evil Kneivil the other day that reminded me of mine,as a nipper i had a deep seated ambition to be a stuntman-never mind that i had but a Raleigh Chopper and not a motorbike.
My summer hols where spent leaping over mates using makeshift ramps,how injury escaped me and my trusting pals is a mystery.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 23:17, Reply)
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