Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I also...Used to want to be a vampyre and would wear a black binbag and jump off my orange slide to practice flying- flying being something I still want to do.
It was all ruined when my dentist pulled my fangs out. I was so upset.
My boyfiend wanted to be a bonfire.
Why is it that I find this adorabley cute and want to huggle him forever? Perhaps I am attracted to bonfires, who knows...
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 23:20,
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