Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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what a choice.......my youngest has long wanted to be a dog. her sister convinced her that if she *really* wants to be a dog, she will grow a tail and fur and spots.......she wants to be a dalmation.
she has decided that if she never grows a tail, she'll just be a doctor.
granted, she does play fetch really well.....
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 2 Apr 2007, 1:30,
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