Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Fire engineWhen I was a kid, I wanted to be a fire engine. Not a fireman, a fire engine. Flashing lights, loud siren, red paint, the whole thing. Would have been ace.
I then went through a phase where I wanted to either be a binman, a train driver or an accountant. Always thought there was money in accountancy.
Ended up working in computer games for years instead, before realising it's crap and getting a "proper" job.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 9:20, Reply)
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