Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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C&A checkout operatorAs a youngster I longed to work in C&A. Why you ask?
Well it had become my conclusion that C&A had bright colourful clothes including Ski jackets and you got to spend all day handling money.
By the time I was 15 it had occurred to me:
- C&A clothes are cheap crap
- You don't get to keep the money you take on the till.
- C&A were going bankrupt.
Thank god instead I studied Architecture and graduated into one of the worst recessions and property declines of the last century.
To this date, never worked as an Architect.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 23:06, Reply)
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