Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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The Punisher?I wanted to be a crime fighter.
No not like Batman or policeman, I wanted to be a proper vigilante. You know, walk the streets until someone tries to rob you then kick the crap out of them and enforce some proper justice.
Then I found I was not a fan of pain, fighting, late nights or agressive people.
I'd still like to instill some revenge on the kind of chavvy scum I see cocking up the country but I'll have to rethink my method.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 23:23, Reply)
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