
HoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Dave here says:
"I like my ladies to feel like royalty by the end of their time with me, so that they will recommend me to their friends and also return to me on a regular basis"
in other words "I act romantic so I can fuck your friends - but I want to keep seeing you at the same time."
I'm not sure that's quite what the ladies are looking for. But he's very honest.
( , Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:40, Reply)
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