Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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i dreamt of:playing footy for liverpool football club, i was obsessed by this and i played whenever i could, in school, in the backgarden, the street, in the house (got in loads of shit for that) i went to football academy's in my summer holidays i even played in the states in tournaments, it was only by the age of about 15 i realised 1 thing stood in my way, i was shit at football! well i was compared to the pro's, so dreams dashed and a few dump jobs and one redundancy later i joined the royal navy to fix harrier jets which is still do now, and i play 5 a side with the lads, if they pick me..... which the do... as its my ball
(, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:30, Reply)
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