Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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childhood ambitionsI always wanted to be a mechanic, get all greasy and fix big trucks. That was until I tried it. The blokes thought I was too weedy and one guy got really arsey when I fixed something he could not. Tosser!
Now days I am a scientist. When I was still at school, my Physics teacher told my Mum that I was too thick to be a scientist and I should give up.
I spent two years in Engineering college training to be a mechanic which I hated, so I left and went to university and got a science degree.
To this day I still hate those mechanics who treat me like a thick woman who does not know what they are talking about, bastards...
As a side issue, my Dad wanted me to join the army, but he gave up on that idea when, aged only twelve, I asked if I could join CND!
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:38,
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