Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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WorkersWhen I was small Like most children without brother or sister I had an imaginary friend. Though I had a team of workers who would sort things out for me and do my bidding. I was no mean boss my mum has informed me, often giving them all holidays abroad as bonuses.
My ambition, by the sound of things, to be some sort of gang land boss. Disappeared when I started my first job at WHsmiths instead of starting up a protection ring.
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BindiBaji, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 12:39,
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