Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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impressive ambition, boring career...I wanted to be a nuclear physicist. Just because it sounded kinda cool. No other reason, - I didn't even really know what they did. So in 1986 I went to Keele and studied for a degree in Physics and Electronics.
21 years on... and you'd think perhaps I'd be a nuclear physics expert, advising the government on the Iranian nuclear enrichment process and giving interviews to the BBC as an expert on weapons grade plutonium.
Nope. I'm an accountant. Possibly the least exciting job in the world.
Kill me. Kill me now...
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 3 Apr 2007, 14:32,
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