Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Ambitions Huh?When I was just a wee girl, I wanted to be a vet - y'know, save all the cute icckle naminals and such. Gave up on that one at about 10, after hearing my mothers horror stories about twitching dead rats. Ick. Being of a squeamish disposition, I moved onto wanting a nice cushy job in the media. Haha...yea..."cushy"....
(, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 16:13, Reply)
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