Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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For a long timeI wanted to be the female Biggles. 'Nuff said.
I spent about half an hour wanting to be in the army when I was about seven, because someone had told me that everyone in the army gets given lots of chocolate to keep their energy levels up, but then I remembered that actually you have to be good at PE and stuff to be in the army. So now I just settle for being horrible to all the army boys who drink in my pub. It's my duty as a pacifist.
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