Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Forensic AnthropologistAsked one of my sons what he wants to be...A forensic anthropologist....he's 9.
actually he said he wants to dig up old bones and find out how people died - I was reading a Kathy Reichs book about a forensic anthropologist - told him that's what the job is called, he was impressed. He impresses (scares) teachers with this fact
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:59,
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