Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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AmbitionsI went through a variety of stages, first I wanted to be a robber like my uncle (he was a policeman, but I was young and got cops and robbers mixed up) then I wanted to be an Architect for some time, then I wanted to be a Forensic Scientist, I opted for that cos too many readings of Micheal Connelley books made me realise that I would have be a doctor before a pathologist! Then I finished college, worked as an Actvity Instructor on a kids holiday camp, went travelling, and everything changed! I obviously caught the traveling bug and subesquently chose a uni course which would let me do some more travel, I chose nursing, and its the fookin shiznit! I'm now working as an A+E nurse which is extremely enjoyable and challenging and after a couple of years acquiring the necessary knowledge and experience the world will indeed be my oyster. Sorry for the none amusing post, but i just wanted to share somet!!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:58, Reply)
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