Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
(
chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
« Go Back
A pilotAs I stated earlier in this QOTW, I wanted in the worst way to be a pilot. So I went to military college and suffered through the hazing and nightmares of being a cadet in the American Southeast.
Then, when it came time to ship off to flight school there was a delay. They said "Lieutenant, you can either wait a LOOOONG time or pick another MOS" (*Military Operational Specialty) and I said "Screw that, lets go with inteligence!"
So years later, some of my best friends fly Vipers (F-16s) for the US Air Force. And to be honest, I think I made the right choice:
These are adult males and all they do is 1) fly 2) drink 3) talk about flying, and 3a) drink more...
Fooksocks. I made the wrong choice, didnt I?
Sean
(
Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 23:40,
Reply)
« Go Back