What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?
Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
I thought that John Travolta's name was
Jolta Volta.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:27,
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Haha, Jolta Volta, Yalta victim.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:33,
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I thought Kojak was played by
Tennis A'Valas.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:58,
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I'm totally referring to him as Jolta Volta from this moment on.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:03,
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I still think it's Huge Akman.
Also, Ray The Otter.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:36,
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