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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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I shacked up with someone 13 years younger than me.
Keeps me feeling young.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:42, 17 replies)
And you're only 17 years old.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:43, closed)
^ Bahaha!..
.. was the noise I made when I read this.

O.O was the looks from my co-workers shortly afterwards.
(MrNorm, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:45, closed)
Good b3tary work, there.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:51, closed)
I get to play with his lego.
It's totally worth the police investigation.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:46, closed)
If he has a scalextric
I shall be very jealous indeed!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:49, closed)
He does.
He's small enough to fit inside, like Lewis Hamilton in that advert.
(Let's hope he spins off on the last lap.)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:50, closed)
Ooh topical!

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If he's like Nelson Piquet Jnr instead of Lewis H
he might crash.

But only if he's told to.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:30, closed)
This post contains QOTW lies:
he is actually 12 years younger than me. And the most childish thing I've done is, therefore, to lose the ability to count. Doublewhammy. I'm all win this week.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:53, closed)
I was going to pull you up on that one
You terrible penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:11, closed)
I didn't know you had an Internet connection on your Fisherprice My First Computer.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:18, closed)
editz
You With my
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:26, closed)
Who had the sweepstake for 'first sexual boast'?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:58, closed)
ym

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:01, closed)
May I claim both first sexual boast AND Internet lies?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:02, closed)
Beatcha...
.. 17 years....
and it definitely keeps you young and fit...
(bof, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:50, closed)
Sister's ex
Dumped her for a 16 year old. He was 40 at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 17:04, closed)

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