Love Hearts
I had a hankering for Love Hearts while walking round Tesco, doing the weekly shop, so in the basket they went. The missus put them on the conveyor belt first, I think it was so I would eat them and keep out of her way while she bagged the shopping. I was enjoying them so much, and keeping out of the way, I thought that the young lady on the till might enjoy one, especially as the next one out was 'Smile'. She did smile, but didn't want the sweetie, so I ate it and found that the next one was 'You're Lovely', she didn't want that either. We finished packing and I paid, leaving checkout lady with a lovely big grin on her face, chuckling to herself and me and the missus giggling like teenagers. I like to think that this 40yr old brightened her day a little bit. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:37, 3 replies)

That's proper lovely, that. :)
Retail assistance is the shittest job on the planet, people like you make our day :)
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:06, closed)

Why, thank you...
I always like to engage the checkout staff, it makes the whole, going to the supermarket experience, so much nicer. I've had my share of shitty jobs in my life and nothing makes the day go a little quicker than something that makes you smile
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 8:54, closed)

Absolutely!
And have a click for till monkey happiness...
( snee held his breath since, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 9:37, closed)