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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Morning farts
I'm in the habit of doing loud farts after getting out of bed in the morning (Mudskipperess doesn't appreciate dutch oven pranks). A few days ago, I rattled out a particularly euphonious effort while making Daughter #2 (aged 6) her breakfast. "That disgusting, daddy" she said (she has a slight speech impediment).
I promptly blamed the budgie.
Far from finding that funny, Daughter got angrier. "No, it you! You do fart! Stop lying!!"
I responded by doing another fart.
"STOP IIIIIT"
I blamed the budgie again, and to compound the hilarity I wafted the smell over the Daughter and the caged bird.
"WASN'T HIM!!! IT WAS YOOOUUUU!!! STOP IIIITTT!"
By this time, Daughter is close to tears.
What's a loving father to do?
If you're me, a final, hideously rancid fart, this time while wordlessly pointing an accusing finger at the budgie.

It took a few minutes to regain my daughter's love after all this.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:24, closed)
Legend
I bow to your mildly abusive parenting ways and truly hope to be as good at knocking my kids sick as your good self, Sir! Keep up the Stirling work!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:35, closed)
Genius
Top, top stuff.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:57, closed)
Beautifully told
Have a click. Have several clicks.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:59, closed)
Fuck me that was funny!
I got the tears and everything, right at my desk.. that's platinum right there my good man.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:53, closed)
Definitely worth it!

(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:29, closed)
Just magnificent.
Any stressful situation can be diffused with a well-timed fart.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:41, closed)
My son is 6
I do this everytime....





I dont even have a budgie.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:55, closed)
Might have to try this
at breakfast tomorrow with my daughter.... but I'm going to blame it on Grandad ;-)
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:29, closed)
The sound
upon my reading this, with a mouth full of fish-finger and ketchup sandwich was "waaaahhuhaaa". Well done! *clicks*
(, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 12:50, closed)

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