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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Book signing session
I've travelled a fair bit for recreation and for work (less so these days - public sector sucks ass for jollies).

In every hotel I stay in - be it a Travel Lodge or a five star nirvana - I make my first task to find the Bible provided by the Gideons, turn to the first page, and proudly write:

'Thanks for buying my autobiography. All the best, Jesus'.
(Bappage, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:26, 8 replies)
Ahhh,
tis a classic, mate. A veritable bona fide, cum-gushing CLASSIC!
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:56, closed)
That's strange
I always look for the hidden porn mags...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:17, closed)
What hidden porn mags?
There are hidden porn mags? Why wasn't I told?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 20:59, closed)
Travellers etiquette - leave your porn for the next person.
Always check on top of the wardrobe.
I found some brilliant Scandinavian smut whilst in Norway.
Utter filth.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 12:15, closed)
Me too!
Only I just write:

"All the best, Jesus xxx"

And I've still never found the fabled porn stash in hotel rooms...
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 8:22, closed)
I hadn't realised how common this is
the only differences is that I sign as "God".
(Neddy Nedson is nice really, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:49, closed)
I'm guilty of this one too!
Me and the mrs love staying in a hotel room purely for a night of filth, and we do this quite frequently. Variations include:

1) To my biggest fan, keep worshippin', love Jesus xxx
2) To my biggest fan, keep rockin', love big J
3) Stick figure of Jesus on a cross, with a little speech bubble saying "Well, this sucks!"

Nice to know that I'm not alone with this!
(chopper_harris is giving you a reach-around on, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 22:24, closed)
The bible thing...
I think we all should carry on as we do, but add our b3ta profile number to the bottom and play b3ta bible bingo™
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:20, closed)

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