I was in the job center as moral support for a friend who is unemployed.
I decided to have a glance at the computer terminals to see what was on offer, as anyone who has spent any time in a job center will know that it is where hope goes to die.

I found an advert for semi-nude cleaners and couldn't help printing it out to show people.

Also, today I laughed at this;


I don't know why; every rational fibre of my brain tells me it's not funny. But still....


EDIT: I just laughed at it again.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:36, 20 replies)

It isn't funny ...
... but I laughed as well
(BearWithLittleBrain, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:56, closed)

I laughed
I think horses are the funniest thing in the entire world, though. They just look so fucking WEIRD - especially when they do the Elvis lip impersonation thing.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:12, closed)

I think
if it said horse then it wouldn't be as funny
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 18:33, closed)

That
Is great
( zulu eh?, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 18:47, closed)

I think
everybody's laughed at that picture at one point. I know I have.
(almightyjoey is most likely listening to Electric Wizard on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:04, closed)

As did I
It sounds like the Swedish Chef in my head...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:18, closed)

See
Now that just made it even funnier.
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:25, closed)

lol
hurdy burdy gurdy...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 13:54, closed)

Is this Jeremy?
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 11:43, closed)

Mr Ed.
.. I find horsey smile pics funny too - the more extreme the jaw is from the head, the funnier it becomes..

This one is my particular favourite:
Mr Ed.

Another animal chuckle that cracks me up is when dogs do that bum shuffle thing (apparently it's something they do when they've got worms..)

Dunno why - and I've just laughed at the funny horse again too - so glad the wife's out shopping, or she'd have me sectioned..

By the way, how do you post images into the board so I don't have to put a link up all the time?
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 13:47, closed)

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#postimage
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 20:15, closed)

Cheers Pope J the 3rd..
^_^
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 19:05, closed)

...
I laugh at that horse picture EVERY time I see it. Not just a little giggle either, it's mostly full on hysteria.

Good old hoers. ^_^
(Little Miss Vivica, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 13:47, closed)

It isn't funny at all...
...but I'm still giggling like a four-year-old.
(miffytherabbit, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 15:56, closed)

Every time I see that picture,
I laugh a little harder.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 9:28, closed)

LAUGH?
I nearly got the beers in.
Thanks for new wallpaper.
No. I'd never get any work done.
(SBCkittencure, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:24, closed)

I smiled...
....a bit, but thats all it's getting out of me.

Now, tell me more about the semi-nude cleaners. Where can I get one of those? One that isn't my wife, that is.

Now *that* thought makes me grin.
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:38, closed)

Just a bit?
I full on chortled.
Then some more when I imagined it done in the style of the Swedish Chef.
You need more horses, do you not think they're the best of all the animals?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:06, closed)

Indeed!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:54, closed)

No!
Kittums FTW!
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:24, closed)