Whenever I see a goose, or especially if I see a gaggle of them
I start honking like one.
This is amusing on long car journeys or walks in the countryside, but not long ago I was driving on my own through the Yorkshire Dales and espied a field full of geeses. I had driven about 3 miles before I thought to myself what the FUCK are you doing? before carrying on for the next mile or so.
HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 18:26, 6 replies)

haha!
I often catch myself doing something and then thinking "what the fuck are you doing?". Glad to see I'm not the only one!
(it's not hash mixed drops, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 18:31, closed)

I ca't help myself
I have to do the quacking noise when I see ducks.
Its perfectly natural.
(Superfool is going to skull-fuck your ladyfriends..., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 19:03, closed)

HONK

( weaver., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 19:14, closed)

HONK! HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK! HONK!!!!!!
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 7:01, closed)

You're not alone
I honk when I pass geese
I quack when I pass ducks
I squawk or craw when I pass crows
I bleat when I pass sheep
I low when I pass cows
And I make the "wheeeeee" sound when I pass pigs.

_{But my urethra feels incredibly sore afterwards...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:20, closed)

Driving/walking past sheep...
My friend Steve is unable to resist shouting...

"sheep sheep Sheep SHEEP SHEEP!- with horrrrrns on it."

(said in a thick west country brogue)
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:53, closed)