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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Four steps to utter public childishness...

Follow these instructions:

1) Obtain oyster card and remove chip carefully.
2) Obtain 'harry potter wand' toy and dismantle carefully.
3) place oyster chip in wand and re-assemble (You may need an adult to help with the gluing).
4) use wand in place of oyster card at every opportunity.

Extra credit awarded for use of magic words, loudly, in public.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:33, 17 replies)
I dare you
then...pictures or it didnt happen. :^|
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:35, closed)
He stole the idea
from Mock the week.

Shame on you, Effin Doubt, SHAME
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:36, closed)
Wasn't this..
Actually a project on some website last year?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:41, closed)
but I don't use the internet, so I wouldn't know. I just saw it on Mock the Week.

*toodles off*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:42, closed)
I never said....
..it was MY idea... I just thought it was bloody genius! trust me, if I lived in a city where Oyster Cards were used, I'd be doing this!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:42, closed)
Oh yeah? Well... well... welll...!?
Life's too short for internet rage, let's go out back for a mutual wank-off
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:47, closed)
...alright then. I'd nearly finished anyway.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:49, closed)
Dara /Mock the Week's script writer stole it from the internets.

(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:56, closed)
And I....
....justly, have stolen it back from them to return it to you, o interwebs, that it may sit where it rightfully belongeth.

Balance is restored. The quest is over. All is right with the world once again.

*collects flowers and other accolades. levels up.*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:59, closed)
Oh for the love of god tell me this works!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:37, closed)
Can anyone....
...actually confirm that this works? I'd love to see it done. heh.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:44, closed)
Does an oystercard have a chip in it?
Can't see it on mine. Is it worth tearing it apart to find out??? Is there a god??? How can we as a civilised society put an end to war, petsilence and famine??? Is it safe to eat raw eggs???

(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:38, closed)
The original idea came from a website somewhere...
he used acetone to melt the card. I'd have used a sonic screwdriver (as the new device, not to extract the chip)

Link here

But seems like the new cards are made of different stuff, or the antenna specifically, making the process much more difficult.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:45, closed)
...now, bolting a chip into a replica sonic-screwdriver could be even better!

...or how about a 12" dildo?

Can we think of anything else this could be done with?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:50, closed)

Yes if you have £3 to spare
I would say so
We can't and won't
Should be fine although the taste may leave a little bit to be desired

That is all
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:49, closed)
This was printed in the newslatter last year:

It links to the same page as the above Wallilay post.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:00, closed)
fucking brilliant!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:04, closed)

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