Childish and Racist
Every time I walk past some people of oriental persuassion I hum "hong chong chinaman chong chong chong chinaman" then when whoever I am with giggles I apologise to our oriental friends for my associate being a big old racist.

With
out
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Say my gfs name whilst watching tv, when she says 'yes Captain' I ask her to be quiet whilst my stories are on, sometimes with an added 'you dont see me talking during Eastenders' then fuck off upstairs in a pretend sulk.

Giggling in Tesco when the backdoor man is requested at the backdoor.

Everton FC have a player called Pienaar, I add an audible 'S' when his name is mentioned, thus turning it to Penis.

When mate is getting cash out lean over at the right time to press £200.

When I pot a ball in pool shout 180

That is off the top of my head.......I am such a child, if my cock refuses to grow up I dont see why I should
(CaptainSpunker, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 16:53, 3 replies)

ROFL
You get a rofl for 'whilst my stories are on'
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 17:56, closed)

Pienaar
When sleeping through Match of the day recently the missus chimed in with 'Pienaar... Pienaaii... Penissss!' and did the sleeping equivalent of laughing her tits off.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:05, closed)

"When mate is getting cash out lean over at the right time to press £200"
That's proper childishness!

*clicky*
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:55, closed)