Can't think of anything worse
I'm an atheist so not Christmassy anyway, but is there anything as soul destroyingly shit as office Christmas parties. I enjoy a good social life all year round, and the thought of legislated 'party' eugh. Even a quick drink in a pub just before Xmas told me everything I needed. Just standing at the bar listening to the moronic small talk... the middle-aged women with their glittery dress and glittery bag and glittery hair trying to be all glittery talking to someone they never normally even give the time of day.

VILE.

Okay that's a rant. Can I provide anything funny? Not really. I did go to one a few years back and when going to a club after stored a colleagues's dildo (she'd got it as a gift) in my pocket as my pocket could support it. As a gay guy, next day forgetting all about it, it's quite something to just put your hand in your pocket casually and produce a plastic cock.
(LokiMD, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:55, 10 replies)

lol gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 19:28, closed)

have you noticed how only gays use the word 'vile'?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:33, closed)

Are you trying to tell us something?
In quotes, it still counts.
(speedevil, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 1:33, closed)

So you're a gay man who doesn't like to party?
Now that's really gay...
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 2:52, closed)

I love to party, just not when I'm told to about fictional babies with people I don't want to party with. :)
(LokiMD, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:38, closed)

Are you 14 years old, and rebelling against an unjust capitalist system that values money more highly than people, perpetuating such through the hegemony of materialistic greed?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:52, closed)

So dark, so edgy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:02, closed)

Too black, too strong.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:14, closed)

Don't tell me you agree with me, when I saw you kicking dirt in my eye.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:43, closed)

Even the Jehovah's Witnesses think you're a misery.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:14, closed)