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Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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Something Youtube has almost got cornered now, but in real life it's fun
2008, my brother was on tour in Iraq, and wasn't supposed to be home until the 28th, so would miss Christmas with the family.

He's in the air corp and wangled a flight home on the 24th, and called me to quietly arrange to pick him up at Brize Norton and take him back to our mothers house, where all our families were all assembling - about 15 people, including 6 kids.

(nobody except my other brother knew this was happening)

I grabbed a Santa suit on the way, picked him up and he changed in the car.

So I walk into my mothers house, and told the kids we had a surprise guest. He walks in, they all go 'yay! Santa!', then his 5 year old son recognises him and all fucking hell breaks loose.

Quite a merry Christmas.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:44, 20 replies)
It's shit being deployed over Christmas, well done him getting home in time.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:48, closed)
Oh man, I wish I could arrange for someone to give me a lift, then not only would my kids love me, but people would this I was a hero and support me.

(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:54, closed)
This is great.
Proper great.

Lovely mental image.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:02, closed)
Excited children.
You dirty old man.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:11, closed)
SEXY dirty old man.

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:29, closed)

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:30, closed)
I've got a tear in my eye, so I 'ave.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:20, closed)
If he wanted happy children the dumb cunt shouldn't have joined the armed forces.

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:50, closed)
It's the same every year. As Christmas approachs you anger wank more and more.

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:45, closed)

Christmas reality
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:14, closed)
Fair point.
If I weren't too busy actually liking my children and looking after them I'd probably sign up to play soldiers in an unnecessary conflict far away then I didn't have to see them too often and had a more reasonable chance of dying. I'm definitely the one with deep rooted emotional problems in this situation.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:39, closed)
As an aside note, it's an interesting definition that Rick Fathelme here has of 'angry'.
Namely 'not actually that annoyed'.
(, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:30, closed)
Hey, men like him have died protecting your right to mock them anonymously.
Show some respect. Or don't, if you prefer.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:47, closed)
Well they should have the decency to do so before dribbling lager-withered sperm up a thick lass with a uniform fetish.

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:59, closed)
That's no way to talk about our future king.

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:37, closed)

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:15, closed)
Nicely done. & have a click
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 19:36, closed)

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(, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:21, closed)
I did two tours of Iraq
those Saga holiday reps were fantastic
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:34, closed)

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