We once had a big ass ham for christmas that didn't get eaten, and went green about two weeks later so we binned it
Our dog fished it out of the bin and ate the whole rancid fucker. The first sign was when he vomited ham chunks on the carpet in front of us while we were watching the six million dollar man. the next few days he had uncontrollable diarrhea around the house, making little shit piles of macerated ham in some sort of yellowy goo. The hamshit seemed to go on forever.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:27, 8 replies)

hamtoucher

( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:39, closed)

Lovely!

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:57, closed)

just needed some eggs and it could have been a Dr Seuss story.
No, I know exactly what I intentionally did wrong. Don't point it out.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:33, closed)

officelols

(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:12, closed)

Nice allegory for /qotw.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:18, closed)

This is what happens when dogs don't stay about from your bins.

( .Yeti., Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:21, closed)

Nicely done.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:38, closed)

hahaha
my friend's stupid dog fished an entire sack of wasabi peas out of the cupboard and snarfed the lot. he cried every time he took a shit for a week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:01, closed)