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Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
but due to carbon monoxide poisoning, they were all dead.

Remember, get your boiler serviced.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:11, 5 replies)
I serviced my old boiler, last night.
If you know what I mean.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:38, closed)
I burnt my willy.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:42, closed)
Mine's electric.
So there.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 22:41, closed)
Get yourself serviced.

(, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:59, closed)
This is a rather long winded way of saying 'YM needs love too'.

(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:15, closed)

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