Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
but due to carbon monoxide poisoning, they were all dead.

Remember, get your boiler serviced.
( Muns, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:11, 5 replies)

I serviced my old boiler, last night.
If you know what I mean.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:38, closed)

I burnt my willy.
:(
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:42, closed)

Mine's electric.
So there.
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Fri 20 Dec 2013, 22:41, closed)

Get yourself serviced.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 21 Dec 2013, 15:59, closed)

This is a rather long winded way of saying 'YM needs love too'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:15, closed)