Yeah I don't want aids ta.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:12, 1 reply)

Well, stop being straight then. As that is the most at risk group.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:30, closed)

Only because gays don't share needles. Amyl-Nitrate doesn't work when injected.
( Muns, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:51, closed)

Oh no, resident homophobe cunt alert.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:55, closed)

Not a homophobe. Just a cunt.
I have to declare that some of my best friends are gay, although I do know a lesbian who is a prize twat, but she's more of an associate..

The rules of middle England ignorance means that you do have to accept that I'm not a homophobe due to the above statement. I must point that I also have blacks, Muslims, Irish people and fat people who I spend time with frequently, sometimes voluntarily, none of whom I have any issue with at all.
( Muns, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:25, closed)

So it's Polish folk you hate then?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:30, closed)

Mr Sheen is a fucking bellend

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:10, closed)

I refer the gentleman to a previous post regarding his declaration as a homophobe.
Northern England will not put up with fancy Middle England ways and I smite you with your Christmas Issue of the Radio Times or bumper Boxing Day edition of the Daily Mail whichever is heaviest.

You may not be a homophobe but I am an unrepentant misanthrope and xenophobe, so with your association with ethnics I now hate you more. That sir is the end of it.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:36, closed)

Goddamnit.
I knew I shouldn't have married a foreigner. Although that repressed Catholic guilt thing is a lot of fun....
( Muns, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:40, closed)

I'm gay and I'm pretty homophobic.
Howzat?!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:10, closed)

I'm neither gay, nor homophobic,
but I am very pretty.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:22, closed)

*bats eyelashes*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:54, closed)

"Get away from him you bitch."

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:03, closed)