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Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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i got a laptop
and some CDs
and some vouchers
and a divorce

happy new year!!
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:40, 19 replies)
Re the divorce
First notification, Decree Nisi or Decree Absolute?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:42, closed)
Does this mean I can finally marry you off to Frisbok The LOVELIEST Sidekick?
Only he's been wanting to try on his wedding friskini now for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:46, closed)
Nopenopenopenopenopenope!

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:45, closed)
You read it here first folks, Alan's up there like a rat up a shitpipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:47, closed)
"Open, open, open"
I admire its no-nonsense approach but as far as chat-up lines go I think this one needs work
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:35, closed)
It's probably some sort of code.
He's saying that he's ready for Janet to throw a frisbee up his goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:40, closed)
Now
that is a surprise.
(username failed moderation, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:59, closed)
I know, CD's!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:35, closed)
Is it still the 1990s?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:57, closed)
Have YOU ever tried to wrap an mp3?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 21:05, closed)
You don't sound surprised, in fact you sound like you already knew.
*Coughstalkercough*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:44, closed)
Great gift idea
Oooh vouchers, wait, what?

10% discount on all Family Law proceedings, 15% if you don't contest custody of the cats. Agree to keep two kids, get the third free.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:53, closed)
Yay, vouchers!
Like money, only not as useful.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:00, closed)
brb, off renting a tux.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:04, closed)
Alan's already asked you to give him away, eh Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:06, closed)
OCD's
surely?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:33, closed)
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
for your ex
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:44, closed)
Did he say:
Fuck off cunt
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 20:01, closed)
hang on, what happened to the gleeful internet hardmanning post that was here?
remorse is such an ugly thing/
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Jan 2014, 21:32, closed)

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