Christmas Tales
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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i got a laptop
and some CDs
and some vouchers
and a divorce
happy new year!!
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:40, 19 replies)
and some CDs
and some vouchers
and a divorce
happy new year!!
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:40, 19 replies)
Re the divorce
First notification, Decree Nisi or Decree Absolute?
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:42, closed)
First notification, Decree Nisi or Decree Absolute?
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:42, closed)
Does this mean I can finally marry you off to Frisbok The LOVELIEST Sidekick?
Only he's been wanting to try on his wedding friskini now for ages.
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:46, closed)
Only he's been wanting to try on his wedding friskini now for ages.
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:46, closed)
You read it here first folks, Alan's up there like a rat up a shitpipe.
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:47, closed)
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:47, closed)
"Open, open, open"
I admire its no-nonsense approach but as far as chat-up lines go I think this one needs work
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:35, closed)
I admire its no-nonsense approach but as far as chat-up lines go I think this one needs work
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:35, closed)
It's probably some sort of code.
He's saying that he's ready for Janet to throw a frisbee up his goatse.
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:40, closed)
He's saying that he's ready for Janet to throw a frisbee up his goatse.
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:40, closed)
You don't sound surprised, in fact you sound like you already knew.
*Coughstalkercough*
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:44, closed)
*Coughstalkercough*
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:44, closed)
Great gift idea
Oooh vouchers, wait, what?
10% discount on all Family Law proceedings, 15% if you don't contest custody of the cats. Agree to keep two kids, get the third free.
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:53, closed)
Oooh vouchers, wait, what?
10% discount on all Family Law proceedings, 15% if you don't contest custody of the cats. Agree to keep two kids, get the third free.
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:53, closed)
hang on, what happened to the gleeful internet hardmanning post that was here?
remorse is such an ugly thing/
( , Wed 1 Jan 2014, 21:32, closed)
remorse is such an ugly thing/
( , Wed 1 Jan 2014, 21:32, closed)
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