Welsh Christening
Fairly normal service, both me and my dad are atheists, so sitting in a catholic church was quite amusing for us. Eventually it came to the part where all in attendance have to renounce their sins.
"Do you wish to forgive your sins, and let the Lord's light shine upon you"
-under breath- "nope" *snigger snigger*
"Do you reject the devil and all his temptations"
-under breath but giggling" "no..." *pfft chh"
At this point we can both no longer hold a straight face, and realise that those around us are giving us both serious evils, which only adds to the mirth of the situation, luckily for us neither the priest or the parents of the child involved noticed, which is good because the father is an awesome bloke and amazingly hospitable, we spent the rest of that night polishing off as much booze as possible.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:34, 16 replies)

So your story is 'I ruined someone's family occasion by acting like a cock'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:36, closed)

Tried to ruin it.
This cunt is so lame he couldn't get the attention of anyone who wasn't sat right next to him.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:46, closed)

Perhaps he was doing it because he was made to wear smart trousers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:48, closed)

ahhh, the classics.

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:45, closed)

Wait, so you were acting like a complete fucking dick BEFORE you got drunk?
Christ.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:41, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:53, closed)

You realise that "atheist" isn't another word for "prick", right?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:54, closed)

Try telling that to Dawkins's disciples.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:54, closed)

That man
is a great advert for agnosticism.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 10:18, closed)

Why?
I was just asking about all this anti-Dawkins stuff:
b3ta.com/questions/church/post1339310

And the challenge is still open.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:37, closed)

Well, no.
It's the belligerent pricks who take his word as gospel that are the problem.

WOOOOO 2222 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_____________________^
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:27, closed)

Them, too.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:28, closed)

Oh man, you missed a trick there.
Every time the priest mentioned God, you should have bellowed "God's not real, he's just an imaginary friend for STUPID PEOPLE!!!" It would have been comedy gold.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:53, closed)

So you disrepect this guy's belief system, laugh through what (to them) is a very important occasion
then get pissed on his money for the rest of the day? You and your Dad are shit heads frankly.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:16, closed)

This kind of Athiesm pisses me off more than preachy religious types.
You spastic.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:17, closed)

The only thing that annoys me more than religiously-linked acts of violence, cruelty etc
Are the cunts who pride themselves on ridiculing those who find faith in one.
Your dad is a twat, and the apple has not fallen far from the tree here.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:19, closed)