
Tell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
( , Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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A colleague went on a business trip to Germany, and went on a tour of some kind of cathedral or something with the German business.
The tour guide pointed out various things - the heavy oak doors, the ornate coverings on the altar, and a series of iron cages hung around the walls. The guide pointed to the cages and said in faltering English:
"and these cages, this is where we used to keep.... um, here we used to put....."
There was a pause.
"Jews?", suggested my colleague helpfully.
"No... bags of grain to keep the mice away".
( , Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:50, 4 replies)

Mainly because I can picture myself being that helpful tourist.
( , Wed 7 Sep 2011, 12:56, closed)
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