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Tell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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Demon child?
Like Que?, I'm not religious, and neither was the mother of my child at the beginning. This all changed when she joined the Army. The military, it seems encourages a belief in an afterlife, so you're not so worried about getting shot at.

So, it's off to the church we go for a good-ol' dunking.

Now, my boy is a bit aspie, not full-on autistic, just... left of centre. But, when he was little, it was much more pronounced. Aspie kids have serious issues with very specific things. My boy's issue was anything on his face. And music, couldn't stand it...

So, when it came time for his baptism, he bravely toddled up to the priest, who then dunked water on the boy's head. Some trickled into his face, while the little old lady kicked in a hymn.

The water on teh face and music were too much for the little bugger, who started screaming, dropped to the floor and tried to wipe it off on the carpet, all the while screaming 'It hurts, get it off!'...

Child's mum, evidently worried sick, goes to pick him up but at that *exact* moment has last night's curry make a reappearance at both ends.

The funny thing was- it wasn't any of the upright churchy ladies, or gents in thier Sunday finest that did anything to help, it was my dreadlocked, goth'd up pagan mate who'd come for a laugh at me being forced to endure this that got up and helped carry my boy's mum off the stage.

Still. Something to poke fun at him about when he's older..
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 7:42, 8 replies)
Your boy freaked out, so his mum shat herself?

(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 8:40, closed)

Pretty much. Screaming that the holy water hurt him, get it off was pretty fucking hilarious though...
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 11:01, closed)
Bit unfair to put him in that position, but who am I to judge the mother of your child?

I'm the internet, that's who. Stupid, weak-bowelled, cow.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:27, closed)
I'm just putting this out there, as I'm sure everyone's thinking it
but are you POSITIVE your child is not, in fact, the Antichrist?
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:45, closed)
It doesn't sound like
he has the best tunes.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:10, closed)
Thought about it
But then again, it *would* be pretty freaking cool. 'Son, Daddy's boss needs smiting, again'
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 4:33, closed)
Little asshole
Just turned my wine into water...
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:14, closed)
Utter win
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:24, closed)

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