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Tell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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For family reasons I recently had to attend a religious ceremony conducted by members of a faith to which I do not subscribe.
Unfortunately I in no way acted like an attention seeking twelve year old with delusions of hilarity.
Where did I go wrong?
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:37, 7 replies)
Burn the outsider!

(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:43, closed)
You should have shit yerself, that would have showed'em

(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:11, closed)
"ye saw no manner of similitude on the day that the LORD spake unto you in Horeb out of the midst of the fire"
Let that be a lesson to all of us.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:17, closed)
How
disgraceful. Won't you think of the children?
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:23, closed)
But he's not a priest.

(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:53, closed)
"Unfortunately I in no way acted like an attention seeking twelve year old with delusions of hilarity."
That was your first mistake.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:25, closed)
Well, exactly
Some of the answers have been brilliant, and quite a lot have been "Hur hur hur I acted like a dick in front of a bunch of people because they're silly and believe in the magic sky pixie and I'm an atheist and christians are silly poopyheads and I'm an atheist and I farted in a church and did I tell you, I'm an atheist?"

Fuck *off*...
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:27, closed)

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