Shit Claims to Fame IIMy car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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I once saw "Big" Ron Atkinson on a petrol station forecourt.He shouted 'Alright lads' at us.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 18:06,
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Big RonI was on Thurlestone beach in Devon selling Ice Cream from a Van, big Ron walked past me (well before the racist slur), and I asked him if he "could solve Plymouth's [Argyle FC] problems?"
He replied, within a millisecond "Francis Drake tried that".
Initially I smiled, but then realised whatever he had just said didn't really make sense, and if he thinks dropping a local celebrity's name in to a conversation with a local Plymouthian is not ever going to make me forget that he's actually a stupid racist fat prick, he's very much mistaken.
Take your ugly wife, and your sun burnt bald head and fuck off, Ronald.
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I was behind him in the Pro shop At a Golf jolly I'd been invited to...he used the phrase most minor celebs love to use to the young girl behind the counter..."do you know who I am" in response to her telling him there were no buggies left.
her response ...."No . should I " shut the fat cunt right up.
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bane, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 22:34,
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