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Dan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?

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I normally get out of the bath to shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 9:47, 18 replies)
Now THERE'S posh!!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 10:00, closed)
obviously I don't bother if I can guarantee a solid

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 10:02, closed)
It's been a long time since I could guarantee a solid
That's probably why I prefer a shower - easier to rinse the tiles after an explosive bum grenade.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 10:23, closed)
A spoonful of Bisto every day should help out there.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 10:30, closed)
Mine are usually so solid they split my ringpiece.

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You have a ringpiece? Flash cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 11:21, closed)
Grab it and chuck it in the general direction of the toilet?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 13:10, closed)
Once again mumsnet is way ahead of b3ta
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/childbirth/364051-taboo-water-birth-poo/AllOnOnePage

Apparently you should have a sieve on standby
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 15:57, closed)
And a pot of gently boiling water to poach it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 16:14, closed)
"normally"?
Are there sometimes exceptions to the rule?
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 11:45, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 11:49, closed)
Oh man...
dicing with danger.

Wallowing in the tub, gazing at the ceiling, vaguely trying to recall if last night's meal was Curry and Lager, or Tofu and Greens, just as the pre-emptive bubbles are breaking the surface.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 12:13, closed)
I live life on the edge, man. On the goddam edge.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 13:11, closed)
No worse
than a piece of soap floating around (c) Frank Hovis 1991
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 17:51, closed)
A blend of perfume and animal fat seems to be more acceptable, though.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 15:43, closed)
I always shit in your bath.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 12:28, closed)
alright, mum

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 15:12, closed)
how do you play a game of bath battleshits then?

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