Class
Dan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
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I live in an RV park
and not once have I blown anything up making cheap meth, and I don't wander about screaming at the voices in my head or go a-wandering about in my fucking PJ's all day. I did make some moonshine once, but even counting that, I'm feel like a 24 k super-king among squalid nasty peasants.
Not quite sure why, as I live here too ... ? Double standard cuntery init :D
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yeswehavenopasties, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:13,
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Your meth lab safety record must be the envy of your peers.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:44,
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is 'rv' what people call caravans when they're too embarrassed to admit to being pikeys?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:48,
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He appears to be some sort of ex-pat scum living in the colonies.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:49,
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I think we need some kind of statement re: the saline content of his pool, then we can really sneer.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 10:53,
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there
is quite a large puddle by the water hook up, that counts as a pool right?
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yeswehavenopasties, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 0:14,
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yup
spot on :)
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yeswehavenopasties, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 0:09,
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A caravan is a line of loaded camels
An RV is a vehicle one can sleep in while on holiday, or live in if one is shiftless.
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the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:48,
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it's lovely when people are wrong in a really confident way
Caravan is from the Persian karwan and simply means a traveler.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 19:08,
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Well a Persian would have to have something to bum when there weren't enough boys
Wouldn't he?
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the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:30,
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I don't reckon I could bum a camel.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:03,
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Stepladder, obviously.
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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:10,
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That would add a certain frisson of risk.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:30,
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Give you the hump, more like.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:54,
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I see what you did there.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:55,
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