the Sunday Club
we've all been members of this club at one time or another. it's a vast group of people who have to spend a really dull sunday, such as today, doing absolutely nothing because there is FUCK ALL TO DO.
i fucking hate sundays. who's with me?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:09, 21 replies)

Bloody Sundays...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:12, closed)

i am so bored
even the twins are being quiet, they're watching the spongebob weekender
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:24, closed)

How long?
How long must we sing this song?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:02, closed)

How long?
To sing this song?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:26, closed)

I invited a dozen people round and sparked up the pizza oven and the barbecue and got semi-pissed in the sunshine.
You don't hate Sundays. You're just rubbish at life.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:11, closed)

^ He's stealing your life, Ken.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 23:10, closed)

i've always hated sundays
i've got a communal garden, so no pizza oven. no money to go out. dull.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:09, closed)

... no mates ...

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:15, closed)

rubbish
if you plan things properly, you can use your Sundays wisely by recovering from a thoroughly epic hangover.

/those were(nt) the days, my friend, i thought they'd never end, ...
(haberman is singing in the changes, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:54, closed)

I work on Sundays.
I don't start until 11, and all I need to do is stand in front of nine old people in a drafty old building and make up comforting shit about God and that. I get given my own house, my wife is a dab hand at cake-making and I have the other six days off. They told us at theological college that we were lucky cunts and they were right.

Mind you, my Catholic brethren have got it even more sorted. They spend their free time bumming lads. Fucking get in!

Amen.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:44, closed)

Basically, I'm saying I'm a vicar.
And thus my Sundays are fairly busy. The idea being that I don't work on any other day of the week. And I am jealous of Catholic priests because I suspect them of anally raping lads.

OK, so I haven't got any real material. I just drive around and look after my kids.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:54, closed)

I hate the fuckers to, bank holidays aswell as they just feel like an extended Sunday.
(Official Sarc, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:47, closed)

I like dull Sundays - settling down to a nice cuppa and some knitting or something. No TV on, its all crap anyway - and in any event I don't even own one. No music. No one talking at me. Just nice and peaceful. The only way it can get better is if its raining, love the sound of rain.
(Freakmandu, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 5:19, closed)

i knit every day
so to me, it's just dull
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:08, closed)

Life is never dull when you're knitting toe socks.

Or you could read a book, embroider, sew, draw, crochet, learn a new language, play a computer game, start decorating, housework, plot someone's demise, all sorts of stuff.
(Freakmandu, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:41, closed)

i've done most of that
i'm currently knitting a blanket for my parents' bed, whilst simultaneously designing a new mario-themed blanket to start on next month
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:32, closed)

You could come cut my lawn if you like?
(Freakmandu, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:25, closed)

Sunday sessions are the best
There is something really amazing about drinking on a sunday.

Fizzy red wine on the other hand can go fuck itself.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 6:48, closed)

if drinking on sundays is so good
why do i feel so bad this morning?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:08, closed)

I feel your pain smashy
Mondays become torture after a decent sunday.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:19, closed)

too true
cider is a harsh mistress
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:32, closed)

Sunday's are great.
Due to work I only get weekends to spend with my wife and baby daughter. Get all the domestic crap out of the way on a Saturday, then Sundays are a large breakfast, taking the baby out to the park, zoo or whatever, or seeing friends, a couple of mid afternoon pints whilst reading the paper, then cooking a decent meal, watching a film or reading then sleep. Fantastic.

Just work out how you like to spend your time and use Sundays to do so.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:46, closed)