Reeves and Fucking Mortimer and fucking Coldplay
I don't get it. They look funny, they ought to be funny, but they are as funny as placing a random object under an alternative random object. This is not funny. I DON'T FUCKING GET IT and it annoys me that so many pretend to. If you think Vic and Bob are funny, you are pretending because you haven't grown out of sixth form conformity. End. Of. Story.

And Coldplay. "Yellow" is the most hideous, emetic, ear-bleeding dirge to be hawked up and spat out by Satan since the Beatles "Revolution 9". Somebody should have put a stop to them on that evidence alone. And yet millions of mindless idiots still fawn over the emperors new clothes and buy their unimaginatively titled sonic entrails. Damn you.
( The Vomiting Hitchhiker Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:38, 6 replies)

I like Reeves and Mortimer
Not because of the reason you gave, but because I have different tastes compared to you.

On the other hand, Coldplay don't deserve such exciting adjectives as "emetic" and "ear-bleeding", they're just dull dull dull dull dull.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:41, closed)

Funny
I don't remember writing this, but it's my thoughts entirely on both of these subjects.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:43, closed)

Agreed with Coldplay
But Vic n Bob work on a certain level, not genius but not dumb, but values of both. I consider their work to be more frightening than Chris Morris in some cases, but i hate Shooting stars.

Catterick anyone?

Oh yeah Cold Play can fuck off.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:58, closed)

Vic and Bob
I like Reeves & Mortimer for exactly the reason you gave.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:06, closed)

I Like Vic and Bob
and so must respectfully disagree on the Vic and Bob rant but I'm right at the front of the queue to smash Chris Martin in the face with a bowling pin.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:32, closed)

My whole family -- three generations...
...sit round the telly and watch Vic & Bob and belly laugh like drains.

Shame you don't get it, because it's really rewarding and piss funny if you do. Innocent and pure fun stuff. Blessed relief from Gordon Brown jokes on Mock The Week (although that has its moments too).
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:38, closed)