I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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I'll just get this out of the way now...My mate Sean is a good hearted sort of bloke, but a bit lacking in the common sense department. For instance, he offered to come and help me out on my allotment once and we agreed we’d meet at 1 o’clock. I was already there when he arrived, and to my horror he proceeded to galumph across the land, stamping on potatoes and cabbages as he went.
“What the bloody hell are you doing?” I asked, not unreasonably in my view.
“I’ve come to help you”, he replied, utterly bemused.
“Yes, but you’ve stamped all over half the bloody crop”.
“Well, how else was I going to get here?”
I sighed, and pointed to a well-worn pathway, trodden into the grass at the side of the allotment. “There’s a track, Sean”.
“Oh”, he replied apologetically. “I didn’t see it”.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:19,
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Oh for fuck's sakeI had to read this twice before I got it.
Was going to tell you to take it to Off Topic.
*spangs*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:59,
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Your spangingis gratefully received, sir.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:15,
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YOU LOVE IT! LOVE IT I TELLS YA!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:34,
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4 times4 bloody times I had to read that before I fell in......I need some sleep.
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bane, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:16,
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At leat I only had to read it twice...Before I died just a little inside...
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snee held his breath since, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:24,
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