It's not Chris Moyles I don't get but...
...it's those people who like him that I can't understand. He's a thoroughly vile and unpleasant man. He lacks any grace, charm or warmth. He's misogynistic, big-headed, selfish, arrogant, rude and sneering. Would you like your daughter to come home with him?

And -- above all -- as far as I can see (and maybe I just don't get it) he is devoid of any discernible talent, really. I mean, what is the man good at to warrant £630,000 or your and my money every year. I genuinely don't get it! Neither do my wife and teenage son, but maybe they're just brainwashed by my ranting whenever the gelatinous cunt opens his over-ample gob yet again.

Are there people here who value having this man beamed into their homes? Explain!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:35, 4 replies)

I turn...
the radio on in the morning, well the radio turns it's self on just so I can listen to him.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:42, closed)

Have you listened to him?
Because I don't see how people get that. He's shit on TV, but if, when he goes off on one of his radio rants, you don't understand that he's playing a character, that is your look out. Good luck getting Alan Partridge's autograph (he lives in Norwich...)
(Mumm-ra, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:08, closed)

Well, if he is playing a character
Then the character is not a likeable one, and he's been playing the same one for the last ten years. He must have studied method acting from Robert De Niro, because he's never out of it. Whether being interviewed, or on telly or on radio. He's just a thoroughly objectionable man. Constant sneering and spite shouldn't be confused with humour.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:20, closed)

I really, REALLY
hate the advert where he's on a great big horse dressed up as some war general.

Furthermore I'm absolutely unsurprised that the choice of music was KoL 'Sex on Fire'...

It's just how once the chorus kicks in, you get Moyles' scrunched up face singing "YEAAAAAAH", and I know that he's secretly enjoying looking like he's some cool front-man hard-rocker in a music video, giving it laldy.

BUT DON'T WORRY VIEWER - in the next scene he's laughing and doing a pansy little wave - he wasn't being serious at all! Because taking it all seriously would be pretty fucking sad, but not our Moyles, he's actually a comedian and he's being ironic! Ha Ha!

_{He enjoyed every second of that video, the fat smug faced prick}
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:03, closed)